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Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?

I don't know anymore. When I entered this thing they told me it was a race, and I thought - awesome! I'll run circles around that lard-assed turtle. But lookin' around at the other matchups - chicken vs. osprey, platypus vs. boa constrictor, salmon vs. octopus - I'm starting to think that laying eggs has something to do with it......and why is my race scheduled during the 'comic relief' portion of the event?...........I gotta talk to my damn agent,man. Shit.
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