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You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Look, straw on fruit violence is a scourge this world can do without, and my milkshake is probably pretty darn happy I don't have to punch it to get the straw in.

Of course, before the straw goes in I have to whip it....whip it good.

This egg was dropped on August 18, 2006 at 3:01 PM. You can skip to the end and clean it up.

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